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Tuesday, 27 August 2013
Outcast V
It was 3am.
I was startled out of sleep by the
loud alarm from the old pendulum
clock hanging on the wall. I
blinked hard and looked at the
direction of the alarm. For a while,
I couldn’t remember where I was.
Clara was not far from me and
sleeping peacefully. I kept staring
at her rather innocent face
wondering if the images of her
and Uncle Bello making out all
happened in my dream. I must
have had been dreaming, I
concluded. My mind was still
ruminating over these when Aunty
Patience strolled lazily into the
sitting room accompanied with a
loud yawning. I quickly closed my
eyes out of fear of only God knows
what?
Clara! Clara!! Aunty Patience was
shouting now, and then a loud
“passawa”, which made me jump
to my feet.
Ye! Clara screamed out of sleep
rubbing the spot on her back
which Aunty Patience’s slap had
landed on.
“Get up from there idiot! You are
deaf, you didn’t hear the alarm or
you have not finished from your
coven?” Aunty Patience bellowed.
Clara stood up, unbolted the back
door and went outside grumbling
and mumbling under her breath.
“Esther you don’t know how to
greet? Or you need a slap to
remind you of what you are
supposed to say to an adult when
you wake up in the morning? She
scowled.
“Good…good morning ma”. I
stammered.
“C’mon follow her and get lost,”
she shrieked.
I let out a loud sigh of relief as
soon as I got out of the house and
only then did I realize I had been
holding my breath all along. Clara
was bringing out fire wood from
the kitchen to the tiny open space
that separated Aunty Patience’s
block from the next. The kitchen
was built outside, adjourning the
apartment. I instinctively joined
her. After bringing out all the
firewood, we carried the heavy
tripod stands and large three-
legged pot. She set the firewood
into the tripod stand and I joined
her to lift the heavy three-legged
pot to the tripod stand. And
within minutes three fire stands
was burning wildly with a large
three-legged pot placed on each.
In no time, rice, beans, yam,
spaghetti and stew were being
packed from the large pots on the
fire into aluminum bowls of
different sizes and covered with
nylon and wrappings.
Clara then advised me to quickly
go take my bath and dress up
within the next five minutes if I
wanted to avoid Aunty Patience’s
wrath. The thought of having my
bath gave me a rather weird but
soothing relief. I had been
sweating profusely and my nostrils
had started running from the
smoke and fire from the steaming
food that I and Clara had battled
to put together.
I went back into the house and my
eyes gazed at the wall clock, the
time was 4:50am. Aunty Patience
had dozed off on the sitting room
couch. I came back to Clara and
she left to go take her shower and
asked me to continue with the
ripe plantain.
By the time I was done with it, I
was sweating like a stressed goat
with the clothes I had changed
into minutes back carrying a thick
stench of smoke with it. I quietly
wondered about the rational for
taking my bath or changing clothes
earlier. There and then, I realized
my life would be one rash and
martial existence undertaken with
military scheduling.
And for the first time since I got
to Lagos, I missed the love and
warmth of my family.
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