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Thursday, 29 August 2013
NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT
ACTORS:
1. Enoma - A farmer
2. Isoken - His wife
3. Uyi - Enoma's friend
4. Adesuwa - Uyi's wife
5. Divisional Officer
6. Messenger
SCENE ONE : Enoma sitting by a
wooden stool with empty plates of
food on it.
Enoma: Isoken! Isoken!! Come
right here.
Isoken: Here I am, my beloved.
What can I do for you?
Enoma: How many times will I
tell you to remove my plates
immediately I finish eating? You
are a very forgetful woman.
Isoken: I am sorry, Enoma. I will
never forget again.
(packs the plates and re-arranges
the surrounding.)
Enoma: Hurry up and don't delay.
You know we have a lot of work
awaiting us in the farm.
Isoken: Enoma, you don't seem to
be in a very good mood this
morning. What is the matter?
Enoma: How can I be in a good
mood when nothing is going on
well with me? I cannot even
afford to have three meals; look at
all my friends, they are doing
well. They all work for the white
man.
Isoken: That is not the right spirit.
Be satisfied with the little you
have and look up to God to
provide more for you. He is a
great provider.
Enoma: Thank you, Isoken, for
your encouraging talk. Somehow
one is tempted to be unhappy. All
the same, we need money to buy
food. You know, Isoken, that I am
not a very strong man. Farm work
is too tedious for me. The animals
also eat the little we plant.
Isoken: But you have been trying.
You have been doing your best.
Enoma: Yes, my dear, but my best
cannot do the magic. Our harvest
is always the poorest. We are
forever begging for yam
seedlings.
Isoken: Why don't we try the
white man's job then? I hear they
give the people working for them
free food and clothes.
Enoma: That is true. But who will
employ a lazy fool like me? A
wretched, dull fellow like myself.
Isoken: Don't under-rate yourself.
You don't know what God has in
store for you. Just wait for
tomorrow. Tomorrow may yet
bring good things.
Enoma: Let's hope so. Right now,
the problem is where to get
money to buy us food tomorrow.
Isoken: Why don't you go to Uyi?
He is your very good friend, he
will not fail you.
Enoma: Okay, tomorrow I will go
and see him. Meanwhile, let's go
and see what we can do in the
farm.
SCENE TWO: Uyi's House
(beautifully decorated)
Uyi: Adesuwa, go and see who is
at the door.
(Adesuwa goes to the door and
hisses at the visitors)
Adesuwa: What do you want?
Isoken: (Joyfully) Ade, it is me
your friend, Isoken and my
husband, Enoma.
Adesuwa: And is that news? What
brought you here?
Enoma: We want Uyi, I mean my
friend.
Uyi: Who is your friend? When
did we become friends? Who gave
you the right to come into my
house, anyhow? We are not
equals, you know, so, mind how
you address me.
Enoma: But it is me, Enoma, your
childhood friend.
Uyi: Rubbish. If you have nothing
better to say, please find your way
out.
Isoken: Please, I came to beg for
some money to enable us to eat
tomorrow.
Adesuwa: What impudence! You
mean you just live your life not
knowing where your next meal
will come from? Aren't you a
farmer? Can't you grow enough
food to feed your family?
Isoken: We are sorry to disturb
you. For some time things have
not been too good for us. We
thought you could help us out.
Adesuwa: I am sorry for both of
you. You have come to the wrong
place. Just get out of here.
(Flings open the door for them to
get out.)
Isoken: We are awfully sorry to
have disturbed you. But don't
forget, no condition is permanent.
Adesuwa: Say what you like.
Good night.
(Exit Enoma and Isoken)
Adesuwa: These people are mad.
What do they take us for? Gold-
diggers? Nonsense.
Uyi: Don't mind them. They want
to reap where they haven't sown.
Please serve me my supper.
Uyi: The next time they come
here, I will ask the D. O.'s dog to
chase them out.
SCENE THREE: Enoma is weaving
a mat
Enoma: Isoken, what a
humiliation! Did you think Uyi
and his wife could treat us that
way? I can't believe it. God, if this
is what it's like to be a rich man,
please don't make me one.
Isoken: Take no notice of them. It
is their moon that is shining. God
will look with favour on us one
day and also provide us a white
man's job.
Enoma: I have an idea. Why don't
I go and see the D. O. myself?
Who knows? He might have
something for me.
Isoken: (Laughing) Don't be so
sure; after all, there are many
other people more qualified than
you that he has not found a place
for.
Enoma: That is not my business. I
am sure he will find something
for me to do; I will go and see
him tomorrow. God will touch his
heart.
Isoken: Good luck! Who knows?
You may find favour in his sight.
SCENE FOUR: D.O.'s Office
Knock, knock.
Messenger: Come in.
Enoma: Good morning! Please,
can I see the D.O.?
Messenger: (In a hostile mood)
Who are you and what do you
want?
Enoma: I am Enoma and I want a
job.
Messenger: Then go to the Labour
Office.
Enoma: I want to see the D.O., I
know he can help me.
Messenger: Okay, if you insist. I
know he will ask his dog to drive
you out of this compound. Fill this
form (giving him a form to fill)
Enoma: But I can neither read
nor write
Messenger: Then, what do you
need a white man's job for if you
cannot read and write?
D.O.: Messenger! Messenger!!
(Calling from his office)
Messenger: Yes sir.
D.O.: Who is that?
Messenger: A bush man from the
village.
D.O.: What does he want?
Messenger: A job, sir!
D.O.: Send him in.
Messenger: Yes sir! (to Enoma)
Go in.
(Enoma hurriedly goes into the
D.O.'s office)
D.O.: Yes, young man, can I be of
any help to you?
Enoma: Yes sir, I need a job.
D.O.: What about your farm?
Who will take care of it - while
you are away?
Enoma: Sir, for some time now
my farm has not yielded much.
Not even enough to feed my
family.
D.O.: You are a lazy farmer. If
you work hard on your farm,
you'll have a good harvest.
Enoma: I work hard sir, but some
animals come from the
neighbouring bush to eat up my
crops.
D.O.: That's sad. Anyway, I don't
have much for you, as I guess you
can neither read nor write. But all
the same, you will make a good
gardener.
Enoma: Sir, I cannot guard. I did
not fight in the World War.
D.O.: Blunt head! A gardener is
one who cares for the plants and
flowers around a compound. Is
that clear?
Enoma: Yes sir.
D.O.: Messenger! Messenger!!
Messenger: Yes sir!
D.O.: Tell Mr. John to give this
man a new pair of uniforms and
the keys to my boy's quarters.
Messenger: But sir, that's where
Mr. Uyi stays.
D.O.: Mr. Uyi was dismissed
yesterday. He was found stealing
money from my drawer.
Messenger: Okay sir. Come along
(motioning to Mr. Enoma)
SCENE FIVE : Enoma's New House
(The Setting is as of Uyi's)
Enoma: My wife, I really thank
God for this new job. Now we can
have enough to eat and wear.
Isoken: I told you to wait for
tomorrow. I told you tomorrow
may bring good luck.
(there is a knock on the door)
Isoken: Yes, come in.
(Uyi and his wife Adesuwa enter)
Uyi: Good evening, my friend.
Enoma: Uyi, good evening. What
is the matter? You look so
worried.
Uyi: That is true. Everything is
wrong. We have no food to eat
and no home to put up in.
Enoma: That's sad. Uyi, my
friend, don't worry. I have saved
money since I started working
here. So I can give it to you to
look for a house and buy some
food. You know, the D.O. will not
allow me to put you up here.
Uyi: That's true. My friend,
Enoma, I am very grateful. I feel
ashamed of myself for the way I
treated you. You were right when
you said no condition is
permanent.
Enoma: That's true, my friend.
Anywhere we find ourselves, we
should try to help others.
Adesuwa: Thank you very much
Enoma and Isoken. We have
learned our lesson now. God bless
both of you. Whatever God has
given us, we should bless others
with it because no one knows
tomorrow.
(Lights Out)
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